Eyes wide open

I spent a couple of days in the Twin Cities last week for the University of Minnesota’s U-Lead Advisory program, and once again, I was excited to take part in some tours – this time visiting the University’s Veterinary Diagnostics and Dairy Science labs.

The farm girl in me was intrigued by all of the research being done.

While some others in the group may have felt a bit nauseous at the sight of a deer head on a tabletop, a half-dozen turkeys cut open for comparison and a zippered plastic baggie containing a baby pig’s intestines, I was wide-eyed, full of questions and eager to learn.

Why couldn’t my science classes in junior high and high school have been so fascinating? We just dissected earth worms and frogs soaked in formaldehyde – hardly fascinating – especially when the boys sitting behind me tossed frog body parts at the boys sitting in front of me!

Visiting the U of M’s diagnostic lab was like adding another piece to the puzzle of veterinary medicine.

Growing up on the farm, I was forced to make the call a time or two to request a veterinarian come and figure out what was going on with one of my goats. I’d watch blood samples being collected and admire the work of the animal doctor.

There was a time when I wanted to be a vet – to save every animal from an untimely demise – but by the time I reached my late teens I’d seen enough to know a veterinarian can’t save every animal, even the very best of pets.

When my most favorite goat Trav’ was brought in to the VMC in Worthington for a C-section, I was in the lobby with my Mom, scared to death I was going to lose the matriarch of my herd. Trav’ loved to rest her chin on my shoulder and breathe in my ear as I sat atop a five-gallon bucket to do the milking every morning and night. I couldn’t bear the thought of seeing her cut open and unresponsive.

The veterinarian saved her life that day and, even though all three of her babies were lost, I knew everything would be all right with Trav’, and it was.

That experience made me realize, without a doubt, that I couldn’t be a veterinarian. But what I never realized – what I never even considered – was the other world of opportunity open to someone wanting to make a difference in animal agriculture.

Several weeks ago, I toured the diagnostics lab at Prairie Holdings Group in Worthington. I saw samples come in from farms – tissues, fluids and even feces – to be analyzed. Every item was in need of a diagnosis – every piece was part of a puzzle. If they can’t solve it at Newport Labs, they send the sample on to the University of Minnesota, or Iowa State University, or even South Dakota State University (my alma mater).

Diagnostic technicians work behind the scenes to solve the problems – and they don’t have to be the one to deliver the bad news to anyone. In fact, they deliver the good news.

Farmers can’t fix health problems in their herd without an accurate diagnosis, and that’s what the diagnostics lab at Newport Labs, and the diagnostic lab at the University of Minnesota are for. They solve problems. They help people, and they help the animal industry.

I took pictures during my tour last week with the intent to post them here. Then I realized not everybody would share in my appreciation for seeing a technician cut apart a small intestine, or a veterinarian explain the process of diagnosing Chronic Wasting Disease in deer.

At times I think it would be really neat to have a lab job like that – one where I get to help solve problems affecting the health of our livestock industry. And then I think back to junior and senior high science classes. I seem to remember them being kind of hard, but then again, I probably didn’t apply myself like I should have.

In all honesty, I would have rather been sitting out in the barn telling stories to my goats than sitting amidst a frog fight in biology class.

Country Girl, City Girl

 

My folks always had a rule – actually, it was probably more so my Mom’s rule – that there were to be no farm animals in the house for longer than they needed to be there.

Baby goats and lambs requiring some extra TLC under a heat lamp and training to drink goat milk from a pop bottle tended to be in and out in 24 hours – maybe 48. It never seemed to be longer than that, because the babies would perk up and want to jump out of the cardboard box that served as their temporary home.

Box babies became barn babies just about the time they could hop out and take a run for it through the dining room and down the hallway.

Said mom, “Animals belong in the barn,” although sometimes she wondered if her own children didn’t belong out there as well.

How many of you have ever heard a parent say, “What’s the matter – were you born in a barn?” (That was if we didn’t clean up after ourselves!) Then there was, “Sit up to the table – you’re not eating in the barn!” (I think that was mostly because our north-facing dining room window has a perfect view of the barn, and my brothers tended to lean back on their chairs.) And then there’s the saying, “You left the barn door open,” which, as you probably know if you’re a country kid, has absolutely nothing to do with the door on the barn.

Anyway, the story goes that animals are to be in the barn, and humans are to be in the house. At the Buntjer farm, the pets were lumped into the “outside critters” category as well. Cats and dogs did not belong indoors – certainly not to roll on the rug, snooze on the sofa or claw on the chair.

The rule worked fine for many, many years, but then along came my Molly. My parents “adopted” her when I bought my house in town. (I thought bringing her along with me broke some kind of “cruelty to animals” rule.)

Molly loves to run and jump and play. She fetches her rubber chicken, chases rabbits and deer, and barks to her heart’s content down there on the farm. She is also “training” my parents how to raise a completely spoiled pooch.

This winter has been kind of rough on everyone, including my Molly. I’m pretty sure she’s never been cold (she has a dog igloo in the garage filled with straw and her favorite quilt) … she’s just been lonely.

There isn’t a day that passes that she isn’t in the house, under foot (literally – both of my parents have nearly tripped over her), snoozing on “her” rug, eating her breakfast, dinner and supper, and even watching “Wheel of Fortune,” with her adoptive grandparents.

I used to tease my parents that they were just house-training her so she could come and live with me in town. Then, afraid they might actually force the issue (I’ve become like my parents – no pets in the house), I’ve reminded them how much they’d miss my Molly if she wasn’t there every day.

Hopefully Mom remembers that the next time my Molly scratches at the door at 5 a.m., and barks in intervals until said kind-hearted Mom opens the door a crack for the pretty pooch to weasel her way inside.

Shower, powder and a little quiz

I was driving down the road on Saturday with my two neighbor kids and my niece in tow, when 4-year-old Katie started talking about the baby shower she and I were to attend on Sunday for our new little Buntjer addition, my great-niece Kiera Rose.

Katie, in explaining to Alyssa what a baby shower was, said, “it’s where everybody goes to help give the baby a shower and put baby powder on it and stuff.”

I tried not to laugh – Katie is rather sensitive to that kind of thing, but I couldn’t help it. I know it seemed logical to her, just like so many of the things that come from the mouths of babes.

Not long after the first of my nephews and nieces began talking, I vowed to keep a notebook and write down all of the funny things they said. Well, that never happened, although I have a collection of newspaper columns from previous papers I worked at that give snippets of life with little ones.

One such article was written about a car ride with nephew Matt and niece Crystal when they were probably four or five years old. I was on my way home from the movie theater with the little tikes when Crystal said from the back seat, “It sure is a big world out there. It goes all the way from Sibley to Sioux Falls.”

Well, Crystal was the mother of honor during Sunday’s baby shower. How fast the time flies. It seems like just yesterday she was pulling the microphone out of Matthew’s hands to sing her rendition of “Jesus Loves Me,” in front of the Christmas tree during our family gathering.

Now she’s a mom, facing all of the responsibilities that come with raising a child that will depend on her for everything. For now, that means milk, clean diapers, clothing and a place to sleep, but as Kiera gets older, the responsibilities will only increase.

I can’t imagine what it would be like to have someone depend on me for everything. Further evidence that I was not destined to be a mother came on Sunday afternoon when, as part of the baby shower, guests had to figure out the contents of 10 little jars of baby food.

Yours truly managed a score of 1. Yes, I only got one right – the jar of mixed vegetables. I thought the green beans were peas, the bananas were pears and the sweet potatoes were carrots. In my defense, we could only use sight – not smell – as our guide.

While I completely failed the baby food test, I earned the top score on the next quiz – we had a list of 14 animals and had to write down the baby name for each one. My sister-in-law told everyone she expected me to get all of them right – nothing like a little added pressure!

I missed just two – the baby names for an eel (elvers) and the baby name for a swan (cygnet), which I wrote down as “egnet” because I knew it was “something-net.”

The rest were a piece of cake – goose, duck, chicken, goat, cow, deer, whale, butterfly, horse, dog, cat and frog. Can you name all of the baby names for these (without cheating!)?