North, south, east or west … huh?

I’m kind of embarrassed to admit this, but I got lost this morning on my way to an interview with a Jackson County Century Farm family.

Yes, me — the farm girl who has grown up directing people to drive west to the big brown barn, then south, west, south and west again to get to the family farm.

The directions are fairly simple for us “south of town folks,” but I always get a little mixed up when I head northeasterly on the Don Rickers Memorial Highway (that’s Minnesota 60 by the way) toward Heron Lake.

My mind says I’m heading north the entire way. Maybe it’s a female thing, or maybe it’s just me.

For too many years I relied on the little lighted icon in my Chevy Blazer to reassure me of my direction. The Blazer went bye-bye a couple of years ago and, unfortunately, its replacement did not come with a built-in compass.

Now, when I took the directions to the century farm over the phone the other day, I admitted my inability to decipher north, south, east or west in the Heron Lake area and the woman kindly told me to turn left and then turn right. The problem — my very first direction was to turn “north” at the ethanol plant. Darn, I forgot to have her interpret that one for me!

It completely threw me for a loop, and of course I turned the wrong direction. In my defense, my mind was telling me I was already northbound, so to me the choices were east or west. I chose east, which I suppose in hindsight would technically be south.

Uff da!

And to think, I was just laughing with our copy editor the other day when she got lost on her way to a century farm family interview near Dovray. She at least has a good excuse — she didn’t grow up in southwest Minnesota.

Another co-worker of mine always gets lost, and she expects to get lost anytime she has to drive outside of town. That I got lost on my way to a farm, well, that shocked her.

To save myself a bit of embarrassment, I can say I easily made it to my century farm interview the other day near Edgerton. There were no wrong turns, no long drives down gravel roads and no dead ends into a gravel pit (actually, our copy editor referred to it as a quarry).

Anyway, all of these century farm family interviews we reporters (and editors) have been conducting over the last week or so will be compiled in a special Century Farm edition of Today’s Farm in the Sept. 22 edition of the Daily Globe.

The stories should be rather interesting, based on the interviews that have been completed thus far. I can assure you, however, we won’t include any commentary about getting lost and having an “enjoyable-under-any-other-circumstances” drive around the southwest Minnesota countryside.

Summertime Blues

My mom has a collection of old vinyl records – 33s and 45s – that we loved to get out and put on the big stereo console when we were kids.

Oh, I had my favorites that I’d have to play each time … “How much is that doggy in the window?” and one that was more of a story than a song about a little girl named Frances. My favorite, however, was “Summertime Blues.” I don’t know who sang it, but a few years back Alan Jackson did a remake. Like most remakes, I found it wasn’t quite as good as the original.

Anyway, I was thinking about that song as I walked around the lake tonight – mostly because I think I have a case of the summertime blues. The summer is winding down, the neighborhood kids have gone back to school and the sunset is now a little too early in the evening for my liking.

Just like every other summer, I’m wondering where the time went. I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve been fishing this season, and I can count on one finger the number of times I’ve walked around the lake this month.

My excuse for both … it’s been too blasted hot and humid. And, when it hasn’t been too hot and humid, I’ve been too busy working on special projects.

I finally finished my Honor Flight scrapbook last week, only to get back to that other nagging project – a cross-stitch project that was supposed to be my nephew’s graduation gift.

While I’ve made some progress on the stitching in the last five days, that self-imposed deadline of early December will be here before I know it!

I don’t know why I set deadlines on hobbies that are supposed to help me de-stress after a day at the office. Does anyone else do that, or is it just reporters like me who live each day with deadlines? I think I need to work on reducing the number of deadlines in my personal life.

Well, it sounds like the dreaded “H-words” … hot and humid … will be revisiting this weekend. I guess that means I won’t be fishing at – or walking around – the lake again. Instead, I think I’ll be spending more quality time under the heat lamp … er, stitching light … in my comfy chair with the fan blasting cool air around my living room. I’m going to try really hard not to think about that deadline for getting my stitching project done.

I’m back!

Hello all my Farm Bleat readers … I’m back.

Well, I never left. It’s just that our parent company made some changes to our blog system, as you can see, and I have been unable to access my account since before the Nobles County Fair.

It was a bummer, especially since I wanted to blog every day about what there was to see and do at the fair.

Oh well, the fair is over and done with, and now in less than a week, the Minnesota State Fair begins. I can hardly wait! I’ll be making a return visit to the fair after missing out last year. It seems like summer just isn’t summer without a trip to the fair.

Anyway, I just wanted to let you know I’m still going to be blogging. It’s going to take me a while to figure out the new system, so please be patient.

Have a good weekend! =)

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Stay away you massive beast!

I was standing outside the barn on a rural Rushmore farmyard Monday afternoon when the 4-H’ers I’d planned to interview tried to settle down a beef heifer and get her ready for a photo.

The heifer, somewhere in between calm and mildly excited, moved a little too close toward me and I fancy-footed it into the barn, making it known to everyone within earshot that I was afraid of cattle.

I’m not sure who laughed more – the 4-H kids or the parents. I was too busy trying to get out of the way, and certainly I wasn’t afraid to admit my fear. Some say that’s the first step toward recovery, but I can tell you right now there is no way I will ever recover from the fear put into me by Big Red and various other beef steers that have tried to trample me to death in the past.

I seriously believe all beef cattle are out to get me. They know my fear.

Interestingly enough, this is the second time this fair season I have had to take pictures of kids with beef animals. I have one more interview later this week with a beef exhibitor, and I’m already dreading the photo session (mostly because that 4-H parent had to show me a picture of his daughter’s beef animal on his cell phone … and it is one massive beast!)

I think featuring beef animals three times this summer means I don’t have to photograph any beef animals next year. I’m ready to feature the more friendly livestock species (or at least those that can’t kill me) … rabbits, poultry, sheep and my ultimate favorite – goats, of course!

Milkweed, milk vetch and the milk we drink

I took my nephew Blake for a 4-wheeler ride through the cattle pasture last Sunday afternoon when I parked in front of a few sprigs of milk vetch blooming along the barbed-wire fence.

A year ago, I wouldn’t have had any idea what milk vetch was, but now that it’s growing in our 4-H club’s prairie garden, I’m excited to see the same species actually flourishing in the wild.

My excitement was carrying over to an attentive Blake, who was asking questions about each of the flowers — like which ones I thought were pretty and which ones were my favorite.

When he looked at the milk vetch, he asked, “What do you think of this one?”

“I dunno,” I shrugged. “It’s not the prettiest one in our prairie pasture, now is it?”

“Nah,” he answered. “It’s OK.”

A little while later we stopped along the waterway, and he spotted a broad-leafed plant standing tall amid the green grasses.

“That one’s kind of pretty, don’t you think?” he asked me.

I took one look and said, “No, that’s a weed — milkweed!”

Naturally, the inquisitive almost-9-year-old wanted to know why it was called milk weed. (Why he didn’t ask why milk vetch is called milk vetch, I don’t know.)

Anyway, I explained to Blake that a milkweed, when you break it open, has a milky-white substance inside.

“Is that where milk comes from?” he asked.

After an immediate guffaw and a rather loud laugh, I realized that probably wasn’t the best reaction to give such an inquisitive child.

“You know milk comes from a cow, don’t you?” I asked, wondering what in the world he’s learning in school.

“Oh,” he replied. “That was a dumb question, wasn’t it?”

Did he have to ask? Of course!

Sometimes I think Blake is so busy thinking up his next question that he doesn’t think things through! This kid asks more questions than anyone I know, except maybe me, but I have a good excuse — I’m a reporter.

(I have to be careful not to mention the name of any guy around Blake because it will lead to 100 questions that begin with, “Is he your boyfriend?” and follow with “When are you going to get married?” “Are you ever going to have kids?” and “Why don’t you want to have kids?”)

Uffda!

Thinking Blake needed to truly experience the nastiness of milkweed, I plucked one by the root and took it up to the farm yard.

“Here, break it open,” I offered.

He did, then immediately wrinkled up his nose and looked at the sticky substance splattered on his hands.

“Ewww.”

“Exactly. That’s milkweed — a weed!” I said. “Now, do you really want to drink a glass of that?”

Of course he didn’t.

Back in the olden days when we had to walk beans — actually walk down every single row with a hoe — the milkweed was my foe. I’d chop, and chop and chop some more and, when I was done, my hoe was covered in the sticky white residue, disguised by clinging specks of dirt.

Oh, how I hated the milkweed.

It was so exciting when the farmers in the neighborhood invested in bean bars, and we could actually sit on a cushioned seat, strapped in by a seatbelt, and cling to a spray nozzle that delivered a potent purple-dyed dose of death to those menacing milkweeds.

Of course, the bean bar has long been retired — replaced by aerial sprayers that attack weed growth on Round-Up Ready soybean fields.

I feel kind of sorry for farm kids today. They don’t get to walk beans and they don’t get to ride a bean bar. I wonder if they even know what a milkweed looks like.

Oh well, I’ll at least take comfort in believing farm kids (and now my citified nephew) know the milk in their glass comes from a cow … and not an ugly ol’ weed growing out in the back 40.